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Last night I dreamed I was a Sith Lord named Darth SpiderBeard. I found an apprentice, who I named Lady DarkSparkle. I taught her the ways of the Dark Side and she taught me how to roller skate. She even bought me this really nice pair of white skates and gave me the nickname “Hell on Wheels”. Then she left me for a musician.

Spider Beard, Spider Beard,

Does whatever a Spider Beard does.

Does it shoot webs from its whiskers?

No, it doesn’t. It’s a beard!

My heart is bleeding, and I can’t get this song out of my head.