Last night I dreamed I met a beautiful lady samurai. Things were going great. We went to this nice gastropub and shared poutine, and I found out she likes Kyla La Grange and Alina Baraz. She even let me brush her hair back over her ear when it escaped her topknot. Then she asked if I wanted to see her wall of severed heads. Turns out she needed one more. That’s me in the top row, second from left.

Damn, I still look a little lovestruck. What a dork.

Leave a comment