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Last night I dreamed I was Roy Knable, John Ritter’s character from the movie Stay Tuned. I was fencing Inigo Montoya, but since I hadn’t actually escaped Hell yet and taken up fencing lessons, I sucked. Inigo was totally kicking my ass and pretty much every hot girl from my Lego collection was standing there watching. Meanwhile some kind of alien slime creature with tentacles for a beard had ahold of my face mask, which it was apparently humping.

I didn’t even kill this guy’s father. I’m pretty sure, at least.

Backdrop: a plate from Weapon: A Visual History of Arms and Armor, by DK Publishing. Page 111.