Last night I dreamed I was friends with all these cool guys and girls, and we did stuff like hanging out in my buddy Zeke’s living room drinking coffee and watching reruns of Friends and talking about our plans for the future. But then I started feeling like maybe they weren’t so hot on my company, and one day Zeke kind of pulled me aside and was like, “Dude, we’re mythical. You’re, you know, like, human. Nothing personal.”
Except I think it was personal because of that time when I made a pass at Stacey the cyclops and Tanner, her boyfriend found out and was kind of pissed at me for awhile.
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