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Last night I dreamed I was forced to fight in a gladiatorial game show for an audience from the distant future. They had pulled the contestants from different eras in Earth’s history. There was an Old West sheriff, a medieval knight, an Egyptian temple guard from the time of the Pharaohs, a Hun, a samurai, and a Space Marine. Just my luck, I played a guy from the 21st Century. See that gun in my hand? That’s not a real gun. That’s an NES Zapper.

Something tells me this is going to be harder than Duck Hunt.