Squash Stack Studio

Last night I dreamed I was in another Dungeons & Dragons campaign. This time I was a 4th level fighter with some pretty badass equipment. I met this dwarf in a tavern who told me about some goblins he knew were hiding out in a cavern not far out of town. Apparently they’d recently robbed a coach carrying the ransom money the King was sending to get his daughter back from the evil wizard Pluki Krustoj. I figured some goblins would be no match for me, and the King would be super grateful if I got his money back. Turns out the goblins were being dominated by an Illithid Sorcerer.

I kind of liked my brains. It’s gonna suck having them eaten.