Last night I dreamed I met a vampire countess who fell crazy in love with me. She was super rich and had jewelry and cash just laying around everywhere ‘cause she’d had so long to accumulate it. She said she would turn me into a vampire, and we could be eternally young and beautiful together and be rich forever and have lots of kinky sex and party all the time. Then her boyfriend showed up. Turns out they’ve actually been together for like 5,000 years. He was just asleep or something.

Dude’s name is Imhotep. He’s a total metrosexual.

Backdrop: A panel from Requiem #4: The Vampire’s Dance by Pat Mills and Olivier Ledroit, Heavy Metal Magazine May 2006

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