Squash Stack Studio

Last night I dreamed I was in another Dungeons & Dragons campaign. I was a 10th level fighter with a +2 Pizza Shield, a +3 Vorpal Banana, a Kielbasa of Throwing, and a Stroopwafel Helmet that granted me a +2 insight bonus to Intelligence. Then a Cyclops came and ate me. And my equipment.

Backdrop: an illustration by Matt Mahurin from The Enchanted World: Giants and Ogres.