Squash Stack Studio

Last night I dreamed I was a presenter for a big awards ceremony. It was my job to give a trophy to the winner of the annual “Most Violent Criminal Ring” contest. The winners never know beforehand that they’ve been nominated, so it’s always a surprise. This year’s winners were the Rat’s Alley Bastards, who earned their fame violently robbing children’s hospitals and retirement homes. Boy, they sure were surprised to see me in their hidden lair.

Also, I think I stepped on a syringe.