Last night I dreamed I was in the Hellfire Club and we were going to perform Das Tierdrama. For some reason instead of wearing a badass animal mask like everyone else, I wore a stupid unicorn hat. Then when it came to the part where I was supposed to say, “Ich bin der Sprecher des Gesetzes”, I accidentally said “Ich bin ein Berliner.”

So apparently, I am a unicorn AND a jelly doughnut. The Dark Lord is going to laugh at me.

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