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Okay, the piste has been cleared of goblins, rock monsters, rubble, and lava.

Now we’re ready for the final bout of this round: the captains Mosto Sitelo and Pointyhair Clanggenbanggen! This should be exciting, Barbara!

With first touch, the goblin captain cuts off the dwarf captain’s Mohawk! It goes sailing and knocks Referee Bidness to the floor! It looks like Pointyhair is pretty upset about losing his pointy hair! The dwarf has gone berserk and is scoring touch after touch against the goblin chief.

Here comes another goblin! He’s pointing to his own hair, which is styled much like Pointyhair’s do just before his recent “close shave.” It looks like he’s taunting Pointyhair, offering to loan him his own Mohawk haircut!

Now the goblin is getting rowdy with Officer Gordon, who isn’t going to stand for this kind of mistreatment! She knocks him down with her machine gun.

Pointyhair – whose hair is no longer pointy -takes advantage of the distraction to score the winning touch against Mosto Sitelo.

This bout – and the round – go to Clan Clanggenbanggen!