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Okay, Barbara, let’s try this again! Next out are Bunny Squibb of BlueShift and Bert Beatstick of Yestermorrow and – dear God! Is that a dinosaur?!

Barbara, it looks like Bert Beatstick is leading a Tyrannosaurus on a chain! The club was already a violation of league rules; I’m not sure Referee Bidness is going to allow a pet dinosaur on the piste.

Bunny Squibb doesn’t seem happy about it either; she yells something at Referee Bidness in an alien language I’m quite sure he doesn’t speak and leaves the piste. Is she conceding the bout?

Wait a minute, Barbara! Here she is again, now piloting some kind of giant Exo Suit! I don’t think this is regulation fencing attire!

Now the Tyrannosaurus charges – ironically, it began at the en garde line – and the two combatants meet in the box! Bunny Squibb grabs the huge dinosaur with the claws of her Exo Suit – oh my God, Barbara, she’s picked up the dinosaur and hoisted it over her head! There’s Bert Beatstick dangling in mid-air from his chain!

Bunny Squibb whirls her huge Exo Suit around and hurls the Tyrannosaurus into the audience! Dear God, there are children in the stands!

Here comes Security, driving Bunny Squibb back with their laser pistols! But she quickly gains the upper hand – literally! She’s snatched up the security guards – oh, God, I can’t stand to watch! Cut to commercial! Cut to commercial!