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Okay, Barbara, we’re back now, and things are calmer in Salle du Brique. The Tyrannosaurus has been lured away, courtesy of our sponsor Hot Dog on Rollerskates and their generous donation of several megakilos of processed meat. Bunny Squibb’s Exo Suit is safely in impound, and the doctors think our brave security officers are going to pull through. Both Bunny Squibb and Bert Beatstick have been disqualified.

Let’s get on to the next bout! This one promises a little less drama … I hope. Representing Yestermorrow is the famed General Subutai of the Mongol Empire and representing BlueShift is Lieutenant Anastas Antonov. Both are highly respected swordsmen; this should be a good bout!

Referee Bidness cries “Fence” and oh my God! Barbara! Antonov must be wielding some kind of laser axe because he’s just cut General Subutai in half! There’s blood everywhere – so much blood!

Here comes the janitor with a bucket – I don’t think it’s going to be big enough!

Cut to commercial! Cut to commercial!