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Okay, Barbara, let’s try this again. Apparently, Referee Bidness decided to give the last bout to BlueShift – I mean, I get the logic – Anastas Antonov certainly won – it just seemed a little … extreme.

Next up is Ramesses the Great of Egypt’s Nineteenth Dynasty versus Andrei Antonov, younger brother of Anastas the Bisector. This brother’s weapon looks slightly less terrifying, but it decidedly is not a fencing saber. Is that a flame sword?

At the cry of “Fence!” Ramesses the Great steps back and bellows a phrase in … well, I suppose that’s what hieroglyphs sound like when you say them aloud! A cloud of dust appears and from the cloud … are those mini-mummies? Those are adorable!

They’re charging toward Andrei Antonov; I think Ramesses the Great wants to swarm his opponent with his tiny troops!

Oh no! Ramesses the Great has clearly miscalculated! With one slash of his flame sword, Andrei Antonov sets them all on fire! The mini-mummies flee in the direction of their creator, who clearly wants nothing to do with them! There goes Ramesses the Great! It looks like this bout goes to BlueShift!