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Well, that last bout was nothing if not odd, Barbara. Hopefully we get to see some fencing this time!

Next up are Zed’l Bh’Khey’l representing BlueShift and Captain William Kidd representing Yestermorrow. I don’t like the look of Zed’l Bh’Khey’l’s sword; let’s see how the good captain’s hanger fares.

Referee Bidness calls “Fence!” and they’re off the line – oh my good God, Barbara! It looks like Zed’l Bh’Khey’l’s sword is electric – and not in a regulation way! I can see Captain Kidd’s skeleton!

The privateer is down, and smoke is pouring from his chest – I think he’s been electrocuted to death, Barbara!

Zed’l Bh’Khey’l is doing a very unsportsmanlike victory dance! Bout to BlueShift, I guess.