
Well, Bout #4 is already off to a bad start, Barbara! The match is supposed to be between Luigi Samele of Italy and “Training Robot #2” for the BlueShift team, but it looks like the training robot brought a training robot of his own – and this monster is definitely not a regulation substitute!

This thing looks like a James Cameron nightmare! It’s got to be 23 cm or more, with four arms wielding three swords and some kind of energy lasso!


“Training Robot #2” has a remote controller in its hand to drive the monstrosity. Does it really think it can field this thing on the piste?

Referee Bidness isn’t having it! He’s disqualified “Training Robot #2” and its mechanical horror-proxy. Bout to Hic et Nunc!



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