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Hi, Barbara, we’re back with Bout #2! Referee Bidness is still drying out in the back, so they’ve fitted me with a body mic so I can referee and host at the same time! Next up are Cat-Man of the Bat-Verse and Soren Thompson of America. I admit I’m not a fan of Cat-Man’s razor-sharp claws in place of a regulation saber, but at least it’s on brand for this competition. Thompson will just have to be extra fast with his parries!

Fencers, en garde!

Ready – oh wait! Are those rats? Barbara, it looks like there’s a bunch of rats in the hall, maybe attracted by the earlier ice cream incident!

Cat-Man has left the piste, he’s running toward the rats, oh God there’s so much blood!

Is he … is he eating one? I can’t watch! Cut to commercial!