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Well, Barbara, it’s been a long and difficult road to get here, but we’ve finally made it to the awards ceremony!

Here’s Team Hic et Nunc with guest members Ibtihaj Muhammed and the Knight of the Banana Peel holding the First-Place trophy for the 2024 InterChron/CrossPlane Fencing Championship.

And here’s Team Bat-Verse with their Second-Place trophy. They look a little glum about it, but – wait a minute!

Here comes Ibtihaj Muhammed to offer a congratulatory handshake to Bat-Jerk. Awww, there it is!

A simple gesture of amity means a lot, Barbara! Let’s take one more look over the crowd!

Wait a minute – looks like Bat-Jerk has more than just a handshake to share! Ibtihaj Muhammed is all decked out in Bat-Gear, including a very stylish Bat-Hijab! I guess the Bat-Jerk can be generous after all!

Thank you all for joining us for the 2024 InterChron/CrossPlane Fencing Championship, brought to you by Hot Dog on Roller Skates, America’s Fastest (haha! get it?!) Hot Dog! From the lovely Salle du Brique, I am your host Emil Schnauzertrophy! With me is our lead camerawoman Barbara Brickleburger and the referee for the event, Antoine Bidness! We wish you all nimble feet, quick parries, and long lunges!