Squash Stack Studio

Last night I dreamed I was Evan the Overwhelmed Network Guy. I was programming barcode scanners to read Code 93, when suddenly I found myself menaced by a hellish red linear imager. I tried to fend it off, but it insisted I was just a commodity, molded in a factory and barcoded for retail. I refuse to submit to the machine! I refuse to be commoditized! I – wait, I only retail for $3.99? What a bargain!