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We’re back again, although I admit I’m still a little shaken by the events of the first two bouts. The athletes from the realm of the Necromites certainly don’t take any prisoners.

This bout features Krayzie Bone, formerly of rap group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, now the newest member of the undead team. Opposing him is the enigmatic Knight of the Banana Peel. As mentioned earlier, the Knight of the Banana Peel never wields a weapon, yet somehow is one of the highest ranked fencers in the League. Looks like he’s brought a friend – is that K-pop star PSY in a banana suit? How exciting!

The Knight of the Banana Peel barely leaves the line before Krayzie Bone takes his turn in what is becoming a pattern for this undead team. The skeletal fencer cries a magical phrase, and now skeletons are crawling literally out of the floor and surrounding their master. The Knight of the Banana Peel is heavily outnumbered!

It doesn’t seem to matter to him, though! The Knight of the Banana Peel waves his hand, and suddenly all the skeletons trip and fall, shattering into a thousand bony pieces! The referee calls the bout for the Knight of the Banana Peel, the first time today that Camelot has taken a bout. Here comes the janitor to sweep up the mess.

Hold the phone, Barbara! The pile of bones just started moving! Now it’s reassembling itself into a terrible skeletal monster! New bones join the heap, and now it’s Krayzie Bone again, but dramatically altered! He’s got skeletal horses for feet and whole human skeletons for hands! This is terrifying!

Suddenly the wizard Merlin intervenes, chanting and waving his staff. Barbara, oh my God, there’s a giant fire-breathing dragon in the hall about to do battle with the skeleton monster! Cut to commercial!