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Welcome to the third elimination round of the CrossPlane League! In Round 2, we saw the Necromites break just about every rule of fencing, decency, safety, and moral rectitude, leaving Camelot and the Knights of the Round Table to advance to the next round! What an exciting morning, Barbara!

For this round, we’ll watch two teams with a rivalry dating back many years: the goblinkin of the Snotgobbet Horde and the dwarves of Clan Clanggenbanggen! This should be an exciting one!

First out is the Snotgobbet Horde, and forgive me, Barbara, if I butcher some of these names. Team Captain Akno Vizaĝo leads the way followed by rookie sensation Malplena Pantalonoj.

Then husband and wife team Saketo Vizaĝo and Striita Vermiĉeloj – again, forgive me, Barbara, but honestly, I can’t tell which is which.

Bringing up the rear is Mosto Sitelo, Vizaĝo’s … cousin? I think? And the real muscle of the crew, the fierce and very intimidating cyclops Okulglobo Kapo. Woof, what a mouthful!

Next is the dwarf team fielded by Clan Clanggenbanggen!

First out the door is their chief and team captain Pointyhair Clanggenbanggen, followed by Hornyhat Clanggenbanggen and Sparklehat Clanggenbanggen.

After them come Headbeard Clanggenbanggen, Girlybeard Clanggenbanggen, and – is that an earth elemental?

The dwarf team seems to be short one – no pun intended. There’s some question about the suitability of their substitute. But it seems the referee will allow it.