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For our third bout of the day, we have Malplena Pantalonoj of the Snotgobbet Horde and Hornyhat Clanggenbanggen representing the dwarves. Hornyhat looks a little thinner than I remember him from the introductions not an hour ago … has something happened to the dwarf?

Referee Bidness calls “Fence!” and in a stunning lunge, Malplena Pantalonoj knocks the dwarf down! Hornyhat’s horny hat goes flying and – is that his beard, Barbara? It looks like Malplena Pantalonoj knocked his beard off?

The referee helps up the fallen dwarf – wait a minute, Barbara! That’s no dwarf! That’s the kid from the bleachers, the one with the big foam sword! Uh-oh, here comes his mom and boy does she look unhappy! Referee Antoine Bidness signals the judges – and Clan Clanggenbanggen is disqualified from this bout – victory to Snotgobbet Horde! Let’s take a little commercial break.