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Welcome back to the CrossPlane Elimination Round 3, Barbara! I think we’re ready for Bout 4. A quick scan of the audience shows our delinquent boy – still wearing Hornyhat Clanggenbanggen’s armor – and his mom back in the audience. Hopefully there will be no more interruptions.

Bout 4 features Striita Vermiĉeloj of Snotgobbet Horde and Headbeard Clanggenbanggen. Another classic pairing for this round: the tall goblin with a heavy sword against the shorter dwarf with a faster and lighter weapon. Very light, in fact – it appears that Vermiĉeloj is taunting the dwarf for carrying an “elf sword”.

Headbeard doesn’t look very happy about that.

Bidness cries “Fence!” and Headbeard lunges ferociously, beating the goblin into the box.

Apparently, his so-called “elf sword” was forged to slay goblinkind, because it has suddenly burst into flames and elongated! Vermiĉeloj may be in real trouble, Barbara!

Nevertheless, Vermiĉeloj rallies and the two trade a few good touches.

Oh no! Headbeard has just tripped on his own cape and fallen to the piste! Vermiĉeloj scores the winning touch in a stunning turnaround! It just goes to show, on the piste as well as in life, NO CAPES!