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This elimination round is tied, two-all. Next up are two real monsters – and I mean that literally, Barbara! The cyclops warrior Okulglobo Kapo faces off against the rock monster known as Meltrox – is that lava in his belly? This doesn’t seem regulation to me, Barbara.

Nevertheless, Referee Bidness cries “Fence!” and the monsters lumber to the box to engage. This might be the slowest fencing I’ve ever seen, Barbara!

Kapo scores a powerful blow and the rock monster shatters into rubble! What will Referee Bidness do?

Too late! Here comes Pointyhair Clanggenbanggen, captain of the dwarf team, followed by a horde of rock monsters! It looks like they’re out for revenge against the cyclops warrior! From the other side, here comes the rest of the Snotgobbet Horde! It looks like this elimination round might escalate into a riot!

Referee Bidness won’t have it! He’s thrown out the whole bout! Now it looks like the captains of the two teams will advance to the next bout for the tiebreaker!