Squash Stack Studio

Welcome to the second elimination round of the CrossPlane League! Round 1 was pretty exciting, with the ejection of both Minotheria and Mithrinvale! Let’s hope this round stays a little more sportsmanlike. Round 2 pits the Kingdom of the Necromites against the famous Camelot of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table.

First to the piste are King Arthur and Queen Guinevere, followed closely by Merlin the Magician.

Looks like Sir Dagonet the Jester and his companions have shoved their way ahead of the line, presumably to lighten up the crowd with their antics. They are entertaining, but the referee is not pleased.

Behind them are the Knights of the Round Table: The Green Knight, the Knight of the Banana Peel, Sir Sagramore, Sir Lancelot, and Sir Galahad.

Despite the jesters’ antics, all eyes are drawn to the notorious Knight of the Banana Peel, a most mysterious figure. This warrior has never been seen to wield a weapon yet remains undefeated.

The referee seems particularly displeased with the armament borne by the Green Knight, who as we can see is having his picture taken with Officer Gordon.

After the brave knights of Camelot come their competitors: the fierce undead warriors known as the Necromites! You’ve never seen – or smelled – a worse bunch! Count Dracula leads the malevolent, mildewed crew, followed by the fearsome zombie pirate Captain Sturgeontrousers!

Behind the captain is his fellow pirate Skitterybones and the legendary King Tut in his signature moldering wrappings.

Bringing up the rear are Krayzie Bone, formerly of rap group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, now the newest member of the undead team, and the feared Witch-King of Angmar. I wish I could say they were just kids in Halloween costumes, Barbara, but these undead monsters are the real deal!