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Bout #3 features Salle du Brique’s very own Dr. Stephan Brixinit facing off against the alien bounty hunter from the future known as Zed’l Bh’Khey’l.

At the ref’s cry of “Fence!” Bh’Khey’l drops his saber and flings some kind of green goo from his hands, directly into Dr. Brixinit’s face! This is very unsportsmanlike behavior, which I’m afraid to say we’ve come to expect from this fencer!

Dr. Brixinit pulls off his helmet, and it looks like the green goo has coalesced into some kind of alien creature! I don’t know, Barbara, Dr. Brixinit’s eyes look a little … empty to me!

Now Bh’Khey’l lunges and scores touch after touch against Dr. Brixinit, who puts up no resistance at all! Referee Bidness has no choice but to call the bout for BlueShift!

There goes Bh’Khey’l with another one of his distasteful celebratory dances! Meanwhile, Dr. Brixinit seems paralyzed; only the alien on his head shows any activity, scanning the room with its weird eye-on-a-stalk. What a pitiable end to the storied fencing career of Dr. Stephan Brixinit! Salle du Brique has suffered a great loss today! And a loss to Hic et Nunc, as well – it appears they’re down a fencer!