Squash Stack Studio

Let’s begin with Bout #3 – oh, wait a minute. Looks like we still have a member of the audience crossing the hall. Poor guy is on crutches and has a bandaged head; looks like he had a tumble.

Good thing there is now a front row seat available, courtesy of our would-be trophy thief! Okay, he’s settled now. Let’s introduce our fencers!

For the Bat-Verse, we have Bat-Terina wielding … a magic wand? That doesn’t look sturdy enough to fence with, Barbara! I guess we’ll see how it goes. For Hic et Nunc, we have the talented Rossella Fiamingo of Italy!

Let’s get started.

Referee Bidness cries “Fence!” and – wait a minute! Bat-Terina waves his wand and suddenly Fiamingo is wearing a ballet leotard and tutu! They appear to be dancing …? Barbara, I think this fencing bout has turned into a dance-off! Referee Bidness is confused; he doesn’t know how to score a dance-off.

Bat-Terina waves his wand again, and now they both have a glam metal look! Man, they both have some real moves, Barbara! I’m not sure how to call this!

Another wave of the want and now they both have a roller disco look! Here comes the big finale! What an amazing dance performance from both competitors! It’s too close to score, Barbara! Sounds like the judges are throwing out this bout as well! Bat-Verse and Hic et Nunc tied zero-all!